Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Houston, we have a blender
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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