adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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