toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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