Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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