Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
These tits shall not be calmed
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