You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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