I think i peed on brittanys purse
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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