nut hugger
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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