I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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