I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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