Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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