Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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