I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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