Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
there was a trapeze. enough said
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I think my moral compass just broke
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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