Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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