i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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