It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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