Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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