Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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