How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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