It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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