Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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