You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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