oh god the rape fog is back!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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