Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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