I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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