You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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