Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Come on in and take your pants off
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