she was so not down for the gang bang
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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