Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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