I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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