Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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