just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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