no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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