I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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