Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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