we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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