Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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