so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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