S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize