Got a toothbrush?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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