we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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