Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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