Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize