can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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