Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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