So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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