can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
