so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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