dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
