it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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