he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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