I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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