My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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