So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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