And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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