Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
